…your moment of Zen:
I particularly like the text above the FBI Anti-Piracy Warning: “WARNING! Not to be listened to while driving!”
UPDATE from the manufacturer’s product description, as seen on Amazon.com:
“Testimonials prove that Bedtime Beats works! This 2 CD set is an effective and affordable alternative to medication and has been specially sequenced and mastered to deliver a highly tranquil experience for all ages. It has been programmed in accordance with the Case Western Reserve University study, which discovered that listening to soothing jazz music with a tempo of 60-80 beats per minute induces sleep.”

